Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Joe C — 31 Aug 2007

One of the most retarded films ever made. But it's fantastic to watch with some fiends when you're under the influence.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Joe C on 31 Aug 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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