Review of Red Water (2003) by Matt J — 23 Dec 2009

Horrible b-movie trash with the awesome Lou-Diamond Phillips being a badass.

This review of Red Water (2003) was written by Matt J on 23 Dec 2009.

Red Water has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Dennis Schwartz (5,456) for Ozus' World Movie Reviews (5,456) on 05 Sep 2017

An over-written adventure film that features an on-the-loose man-eating shark that can survive in fresh water…

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By Tristan R (43) on 21 Feb 2008

Most of the stars are for the made-up slang. It was hilarious. In fact, scrap that, ALL of the stars are for the hilariously made-up slang…

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By Casey C (216) on 20 Oct 2012

Boring, scareless, emotionless, suspenseless, joyless…

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By Adam C (1,312) on 01 Dec 2012

Hated it, I thought it was a crap film and I will never watch it again, expected better, it starred Lou Diamond Phillips, Kristy Swanson, Coolio…

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By Don S (1,504) on 27 Nov 2014

This is a made for cable TV movie so the production values are not high and there are obvious breaks for where commercials would be…

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By W.a B (283) on 02 Apr 2011

This film could have been so much better with all The actors in it…

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By Julio D (59) on 13 Sep 2013

It's not too bad for a TV movie, though it has slow parts and the characters are a bit uneven. The plot is hard to follow at points…

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By Teresa C (93) on 26 Jul 2014

The movie had potential but failed to meet it. The shark was so fake and it had characteristics of a bull shark and a great white…

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By Gerry P (70) on 30 Jun 2013

Its no JAWS - but the shark attacks were surprisingly realistic and exciting…

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By Matt V (415) on 19 Mar 2009

Supposed to be about sharks, not finding treasure…

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