Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by ...:Oi! O — 14 Mar 2007

Listen bastard! See this film or get crabs thrown at you!

This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by ...:Oi! O on 14 Mar 2007.

Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.

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This is the best movie ever made. seriously. best 5 bucks I ever spent was buying this at a pawn shop…

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By Scott S (1,964) on 21 Mar 2008

This film has the infamous crab and robot scenes, watch this movie and you cant go wrong…

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By Rc M (44) on 19 Jan 2008

Dam. This is a classic piece of garbage. So bad its beautiful. SEE: Ninja's fight in seeded up motion…

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By Private U (13,627) on 24 Sep 2008

Do you like CRABS? Do you like GARFIELD PHONES? And do you like BRUCE STALLION? Then this film is for you…

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