Review of Masters of the Universe (1987) by Mason R — 12 Apr 2008
This movie is so great that I wish I could give it 10 stars. If cheese was an analog of gravity then this movie would be so dense as to cause a rip in the Movie/Time continuum. It's raw shittitude is so massive that you can't hate it,like a pug or something else fucking hideously cute.
I love you Masters of the Universe and if you could fill my man womb with your seed I would give you a mighty son,and I would call it "Thundercats".
This review of Masters of the Universe (1987) was written by Mason R on 12 Apr 2008.
Masters of the Universe has generally received mixed reviews.
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