Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Shonny C — 22 Oct 2013

So much outrageous in this movie, it's hilarious. Amber Heard could handle me anytime she wanted.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Shonny C on 22 Oct 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Justin B (2,000) on 05 Nov 2016

I effing loved this movie. Just can't quite top the first but definitely outrageous fun…

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By Sam O (143) on 26 Aug 2017

Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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By Bill Graham (39) for The Film Stage (3,162) on 22 Jun 2016

Bigger, more ambitious, and more raucous, Machete Kills stands as a film that proves more can, sometimes, be less…

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By Matiaszamo_ (1) on 21 Aug 2017

Oidia boi a avlar de **** kills porque aparese mi enemiga leidi gagá ni un brilla y brillo ni con brillatina brilla esta mierdaza si la descargas…

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By Joel R (315) on 06 Aug 2015

Horrible. The first was great. No need for any more of these…

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By Paul D (6,077) on 24 May 2015

The movie is full of brilliancy even with a stretched premise that teeters on tiring far too often but is saved by unexpected cameo performances…

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By Paul G (835) on 21 Jul 2015

Absolutely insane and hilariously awesome. Honestly, I like it more than the first one…

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By Marah R (273) on 02 Sep 2015

It's not like the first machete movie made much sense…

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By Nicholas L (663) on 14 May 2016

You have to be a fan to enjoy this genre. It is a comedy but filled with so much gore and violence that it ridicules…

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