Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Nick S — 20 Mar 2014

Very funny Loved it I love popcorn movies.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Nick S on 20 Mar 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Paul D (6,077) on 24 May 2015

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By Sam O (143) on 26 Aug 2017

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By Douglas L (748) on 23 Nov 2016

Silly, kitsch, over the top and politically accurate (it has the wall between Mexico and USA)..Other than that, it's Machete with an all-star…

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By James M (2,946) on 02 Apr 2015

This movie is a bad peice of garbage. Knowing that, see it. If you know it is a terrible film you will have a very enjoyable time…

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By Jim222001 (101) on 13 Apr 2015

Robert Rodriguez's imagination and sense of humor is at full speed which is what holds Machete Kills back from being good…

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Over the top craziness in the same mound as Tarantino but nowhere near as polished…

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By Henry F (178) on 21 Dec 2018

Loved this movie! Though, not as good as the first, but I love how crazier this one is…

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