Review of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011) by Lord_Batman — 20 Aug 2019

So good that I could not hold the orgasm in when I watched this at my local cinema.

So good that I could not prevent my bowels from emptying to the floor while I was watching.

So good that my feces forced everyone to evacuate the room upon that incident.

So good that I was now alone in the room with my number 1 favorite idol of all time. So good that the cops decided to join me after I refused to leave before the movie was finished.

Moral of the story: Never forget to change your diapers if you plan on watching Justin Bieber unless you want to spend the night in jail.