Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Marc L — 18 Aug 2008
Um... well... I don't know what to say about this mish mash of dumb. Horrible dialogue, horrible acting, horrible to non-existent plot.
It did have a lot of boobs, and it did have a zombie sword fight, so it ain't all bad. I didn't understand why they put the crazy as hell fight scene that lasts 10 minutes before the third act, though. They should have waited to blow their proverbial load.
Watch this movie with a lot of friends. Or with drugs.
Or both.
This review of House of the Dead (2003) was written by Marc L on 18 Aug 2008.
House of the Dead has generally received very negative reviews.
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