Review of Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) by Fokion B — 10 Nov 2010

Ahh Andy Sidaris & the wonderful world of bombs, bullets & babes. That's usually what they are because the plots & acting are cut rate so they never actually measure up to be a good movie.

You do get some brilliant dialogue like 'let's wait. I do my best thinking in the jaguzzi.' That's great because I do some of my best thinking on the toilet & I sure wouldn't want to see Dona Speir & Hope Marie on the can; we get them topless in a hot tub.

..but we do get a great big infected killer snake burst out of the toilet @ the end. So bad it's good but not so good to recommend (if I was going to recommend a Sidaris film Ive seen I would suggest Malibu Express) because @ times you can actually feel brain cells die as you watch.

.but then again where else are you going to see someone blown up on a skateboard w/ a rocket launcher.