Review of Golden Ninja Warrior (1987) by Sam B — 08 Jun 2007

Pure brilliance. doesn't make any sense whatsoever, from start to finish.

This review of Golden Ninja Warrior (1987) was written by Sam B on 08 Jun 2007.

Golden Ninja Warrior has generally received negative reviews.

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