I'm giving this an extra star for the grisly end it finally comes to, but this is a b-o-r-i-n-g watch for the first hour or more. The budget was evidently $11:00 and whatever it would cost to borrow Mom's minivan for the weekend to shoot this turkey.
Pass.
This review of Five Across the Eyes (2006) was written by Drew H on 13 Oct 2008.
Five Across the Eyes has generally received very negative reviews.
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