Review of Dracula 3000 (2004) by Francisca M — 03 Mar 2013
Dear God, this movie was horrible. I believe the funniest or worthwhile moments of the film involved Tiny Lister and his dialogue (of which he spoke the most of). That's not saying a lot for this movie.
Looking at the title and the description, you'd think you'll get space vampires. No. Instead, it's a Dracula straight out of a child's halloween closet. Van Helsing and Mina and the Professor are the crew.
Dracula comes from a planet called Transylvania in the Carpathian Constellation. Lame and sad. A twist? The 2nd in command is a robot who used to be a pleasure bot but is now a spy for the organization.
At the end? She and Humvee (Tiny Lister) get it on since they have 12 hours until they crash into the Sun. The rest of the crew is dead. Wow.
This review of Dracula 3000 (2004) was written by Francisca M on 03 Mar 2013.
Dracula 3000 has generally received mixed reviews.
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