Review of Death Machine (1995) by Corrado G — 18 Jan 2011

This movie was so horrible yet had a few redeeming qualities. I won't list what was bad about it, since it's everything you can imagine bad. The only things worth while are: Brad Dourif freaking out with his bug eyes and his great one liners, a white skinhead guy with a tattoo of a Japaneese sun on his eye that says random Asian words here and there, and a cop that after demonstrating the worst acting ever cries 'Holy Doughnuts' before he dies.

All that should have made this a good movie, but it just couldn't save itself. I wished for the end far before I was rewarded with it.