Review of Congo (1995) by Nick D — 30 Jan 2016

This is the best film ever made in the history of human cinema. If Orson Welles had been alive in 1995 this is surely the film he would have made. It is a towering testament to the creative power of the human mind and a timeless treasure that will see future generations spellbound by the cultural wealth of our era.

It is not "so bad it's good"; it transcends our feeble notions of good and bad and forges a new path forward that only the bravest will follow. Although I am only allowed to award it a maximum of five stars, please be assured that each of those stars burns with the ferocity of a million Hiroshimas.