Review of Closet Monster (2016) by Goddessofgays — 02 Dec 2016
FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I AM AN AVID WATCHER OF GAY MOVIES AND THIS ONE WAS ONE OF THE WORST ONES I'VE EVER SEEN, AND I'VE WATCHED MORE GAY MOVIES THAN YOU CAN COUNT ON BOTH HANDS AND FEET. first off, ok I was like "this is cute ok he got a hamster cause his mom and dad got divorced" BUT THEN WHAT????? THE HAMSTER CAN TALK? THE HELL? WHY? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? anyways sorry so then this kid sees a guy get raped in the butt with a pole idk ok.
at this point I was like "well alright I guess I'll just keep watching." then from there on it was a downhill spiral of **** acting, horrible dialogue and "artsy" cinematic devices that were frankly just creepy and not creative at all.
OVERALL, that kiss was hot af. that's the only thing I enjoyed throughout the whole movie.
This review of Closet Monster (2016) was written by Goddessofgays on 02 Dec 2016.
Closet Monster has generally received positive reviews.
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