Review of Chupacabra Terror (2005) by Brian B — 29 Apr 2008
There is one single concept in the entire world of cinema that has truly pissed me off to no end, and it is within the reels of Chupacabra Terror. Firstly, a hunter finally catches the Goat Sucker, locks it up and takes it with him on a cruise shit where it gets loose and starts tearing the shit out of people.
The concept that SO GREATLY INFURIATES ME TO NO END is when an elite military task force boards the ship and takes on the Chupacabra, but are torn apart and eaten, however, the lead female's (a very dumb blonde onscreen and what I presume is like that offscreen as well) kicks the beast's ass with her Tae-bo that she is frequently doing throughout the film.
Totally fucking pisses me off and makes me want to shit every time I see or hear of this film. I hate you Chupacabra Terror!!! I HATE YOU!!
This review of Chupacabra Terror (2005) was written by Brian B on 29 Apr 2008.
Chupacabra Terror has generally received negative reviews.
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