Review of Carver (2008) by Giovanni P — 02 Oct 2009

Not even a teenager on crack would enjoy "Carver".

This review of Carver (2008) was written by Giovanni P on 02 Oct 2009.

Carver has generally received negative reviews.

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By Eric R (1,431) on 29 Apr 2008

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