Review of Beware: Children at Play (1989) by Ken D — 13 Oct 2009

"Total shit but kids die so who cares?".

This review of Beware: Children at Play (1989) was written by Ken D on 13 Oct 2009.

Beware: Children at Play has generally received negative reviews.

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