Review of Belly of the Beast (2003) by Jim M — 20 Nov 2008
Steven Seagal Vanity Project #16. Brace yourself this ones actually pretty good. Seagal plays an ex-CIA agent/single father who's daughter is kidnapped in Thailand, possably by terrorists, and he goes to get her back, this involves shooting people, blowing shit up, broken bones a sword fight and she-male assassin (funniest line by Seagal apon this revelation "I liked you better when you where a bitch").
Add some gratuatios nudity and we're good. Eluvaited by the fact that there's really none of the preachiness about whatever cause Seagal happens to be indorsing and Byron Mann on hand to soften the douchbag aspect of Seagal and it makes for an enjoyable action movie.
Now well some one please tell me what the deal was with the evil monk, seriously who's idea was it to throw this magic bit in 15-20 minutes before the movie ends?
This review of Belly of the Beast (2003) was written by Jim M on 20 Nov 2008.
Belly of the Beast has generally received mixed reviews.
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