Review of Amsterdam Heavy (2011) by William M — 26 Sep 2011

Wow this is freaking bad, I was going to try and find something good but then I just watched the last scene and nope this movie has nothing to offer...

This review of Amsterdam Heavy (2011) was written by William M on 26 Sep 2011.

Amsterdam Heavy has generally received negative reviews.

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