Review of The Green Inferno (2013) by Moviemitch96 — 24 Sep 2015

I remember when this was supposed to come out about a year ago and then its release got yanked less than a month before it was supposed to come out due to legal issues with the studio or something like that.

So when I heard it'd finally be coming out this year, I figured I'd check it out since it looked somewhat interesting and the fact that Eli Roth hasn't done a film in a while. Well all I can say is man, what a joke! I was expecting to at least have a little bit of fun with the bloody and gross stuff in the film, but that couldn't even make up for how uneven the rest of the film is.

Pretty much everything in this film was ridiculous. The acting and dialogue was pitiful, the story was far more laughable than it was intense or terrifying, some scenes near the middle became confusing or unexplained, and worst of all, the cannibals don't show up until nearly an hour into the film! In addition, the ending and the credits scene were both ridiculous and felt like a loose end left untied.

Overall, it's simply a mess of a film and easily Eli Roth's weakest film to date.