Review of Evil Bong (2006) by Bong C — 07 Dec 2017

I bounced on my boy's dick to this for hours. I eventually hopped off to buy some weed from the local dispensary, but I realized ever since Colorado legalized weed I have been getting the shit from dispensaries.

This means I am getting government regulated weed and If I have learned anything from chemtrails it's that the government is trying to control Us. Obama was obviously putting the same stuff used for chemtrails into our weed.

States are just legalizing weed to control us all faster and easier. This made me realize we're all already taking hits from the evil bong because the shit the government puts in our weed is controlling us.

The weed is making us more distracted and compliant just like the strippers in the movie distract the guys and made them compliant. In the end, we knew little of the true dangers the strippers and our government weed both posed.

The strippers in the movie and our regulated weed are both being used by a higher power eliminate us. Well, at least one bong will kill us and one will eliminate any power we truly hold WHICH IS THE EQUIVALENT OF DYING.

Anyway I give this a 3 out of 5 because was an awful movie but still gives us insight into the world around us through defamiliarization and perfectly weaves implicit and explicit meaning into the film.

(_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ <-------- That's a perfect representation of my bong.