Review of Purple Rain (1984) by Christopher P — 13 Sep 2008
Ridiculous, pervy, if not gross. Which along with the purple moto, high heel boots and frilly costumes is why it gets five stars.
Clearly, there are some deep and profound truths here. ahem.
For instance viewers get to know why Apollonia is a flop. Like most cutsiepies she should leave the public wearing of lingerie to the only true public weaing of the lingerie professional; Madonna.
Morris Day is funny.
Other than that don't know wat2 tale ya. It waz the 8EZ when this came out. So I'll end with a quote.
"Prince, everyone's favourite tiny funky pervy purple polymath sex goblin who likes to write the word 'Slave' all over his face".
This review of Purple Rain (1984) was written by Christopher P on 13 Sep 2008.
Purple Rain has generally received positive reviews.
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