Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by Chris C — 19 Aug 2009

This is the best movie ever made. seriously. best 5 bucks I ever spent was buying this at a pawn shop.

This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by Chris C on 19 Aug 2009.

Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.

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